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"Do It" Jokes

(logicians do it) or [not (logicians do it)].
6809 programmers can do it with a bra
6809 programmers can do it without sex
Aberdonians do it sheepishly
Accountants do it for profit
Accountants do it to the bottom line
Accountants do it with balance
Accountants do it with double entry
Accy majors do it in numbers
Acoustics do it like doppler.
Acoustics do it orally.
Acoustics do it with sounds.
Activists try to force you to do it their way
Actors do it in the limelight
Actors do it on camera
Actors do it on cue
Actors do it on stage
Actuaries do it in multidisciplined teams
Actuaries do it in numbers
Actuaries do it to prevent unneccessary losses
Actuaries do it with little risk
Actuaries do it with mathematicians
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ada programmers do it by committee
Ada programmers do it in packages
Advertising majors do it with style
Aerobics instructors do it for the heart
Aerobics instructors do it in step
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts
Aerospace engineers do it with lift and thrust
Agents do it undercover
Agnostics do it without comprehension
Ai hackers do it artificially
Ai hackers do it breadth first
Ai hackers do it depth first
Ai hackers do it iteratively
Ai hackers do it robotically
Ai hackers do it with expertese
Ai hackers do it with robots
Ai hackers do it with rules
Ai people do it with a lis(ss)p
Air couriers do it all over the world in big jets. copyright air couriers international 1986 vancouver, bc
Air traffic controllers do it by radar
Air traffic controllers do it in the dark
Air traffic controllers do it with their tongue
Air traffic controllers tell pilots how to do it
Airline pilots do it at incredible heights
Alcoholics do it bottles
Algebraic geometers do it for variety.
Algebraic geometers do it on the cubic three-fold.
Algebraists do it by symbolic manipulation.
Algebraists do it in a ring.
Algebraists do it in fields.
Algebraists do it in groups.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms
Algebraists do it with multiple roots.
Algol 68 programmers do it od
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion
Alpinists do it higher
Alvin toffler will do it in the future
Am disc jockeys do it with modulated amplitude
Americans do it patriotically
Anaesthetists do it until you fall asleep.
Analog hackers do it continuously
Analysts do it continuously.
Analysts do it smoothly.
Analytic number theorists do it in the critical strip.
Anarchists do it revoltingly
Anesthetists do it painlessly
Anglers do it on riverbanks
Anglers do it with worms
Animal breeders do it with frequency and variation
Animators do it 24 times a second
Animators do it in real time
Anthropologists do it with culture
Apl hackers do it in the quad.
Apl programmers do it backwards
Apl programmers do it in a line
Apl programmers do it with glyphs
Apl programmers do it with style
Apologists do it orally
Applied mathematicians do it by computer simulation.
Archeologists do it in the dirt
Archeologists do it until they're ruined
Archeologists do it with mummies
Architects do it late
Arsonist do it with fire
Arsonists do it with matches
Artillerymen do it with a burst
Artists do it by design
Artists do it expressively
Artists do it in the buff
Artists do it with creativity
Artists do it with emotion
Artists do it with flair
Assassins do it from behind
Assassins do it stealthily
Assembler programmers do it a bit at a time
Assembler programmers do it byte by byte
Assembler programmers do it in hex
Assembler programmers do it one-to-one
Assembly line workers do it over and over
Astronauts do it above the atmosphere.
Astronauts do it in orbit
Astronauts do it in weightlessness
Astronauts do it on the moon
Astronauts do it while spaced out
Astronomers can't do it with the lights on
Astronomers do it all night
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it all over the universe
Astronomers do it anually.
Astronomers do it charging, coupling and devising (ccds).
Astronomers do it cosmologically.
Astronomers do it ellyptically.
Astronomers do it from light-years away
Astronomers do it hyperbolically.
Astronomers do it in clusters.
Astronomers do it in nebulae.
Astronomers do it in the dark
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it in voids.
Astronomers do it in x-ways.
Astronomers do it meteorically.
Astronomers do it on mountain tops.
Astronomers do it only at night
Astronomers do it orbitally.
Astronomers do it parabolically.
Astronomers do it spectroscopically.
Astronomers do it telescopically.
Astronomers do it under the stars
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it universally.
Astronomers do it variably.
Astronomers do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds
Astronomers do it while gazing at uranus
Astronomers do it while gazing at uranus.
Astronomers do it with all the stars
Astronomers do it with big bang
Astronomers do it with binaries.
Astronomers do it with dwarfs.
Astronomers do it with giants.
Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies
Astronomers do it with larger apertures
Astronomers do it with lenses.
Astronomers do it with light.
Astronomers do it with lights out.
Astronomers do it with long tubes
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with mirrors.
Astronomers do it with sextants.
Astronomers do it with stars
Astronomers do it with stars.
Astronomers do it with their telescopes
Astronomers do it with uranus
Astronomers do it with uranus.
Astronomers do it with very large bottoms interfeering (vlbi).
Astronomers do it with young stars.
Astrophysicists do it with a big bang
Atheists do it without guilt
Audiologists do it aurally
Australians do it down under
Authors do it by rote
Authors do it by the book
Auto makers do it with optional equipment
Auto makers do it with standard equipment
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease
Automation programmers do it for you
Babies do it in their pants
Bakers do it for the dough
Ballerinas do it en point
Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe
Ballet dancers do it with toes
Banach spacers do it completely.
Banana pickers do it in bunches
Bananas do it in bunches
Band members do it all night
Band members do it in a parade
Band members do it in front of 100,000 people
Band members do it in public
Band members do it in sectionals
Band members do it on the football field
Band members do it with rhythm
Band members do it with their instruments
Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal
Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl
Bankers do it with interest. penalty for early withdrawal.
Baptists do it under water
Barbarians do it with anything
Barbers do it and end up with soaping hair
Barbers do it with brylcreem
Barbers do it with shear pleasure
Bartenders do it on the rocks
Baseball card collectors do it topps
Baseball players do it for a lot of money
Baseball players do it head first
Baseball players do it in series
Baseball players do it in teams
Baseball players do it with their bats
Basic programmers do it all over the place
Basic programmers do it by the number
Basket ball players do it through hoops
Bass clarinetists put it between their legs and blow -- can't do it off to the side, or you get a sore neck.
Bass players do it with something big and brown
Bassists do it with their fingers
Bayesians do it with improper priors.
Bayseians probably do it
Be consistent -- but don't do it all the time.
Beekeepers do it with hives
Beer brewers do it with more hops
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra
Bell labs programmers do it with unix
Beta testers do it looking for mistakes
Bicyclists do it off the road
Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds
Bikers do it on wheels
Biologists do it with clones
Biomedical engineers do it with artificial limbs
Birders do it in the bush
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it
Bisexual welshmen do it with cows *and* sheep
Blackjack players do it double down
Blondes do it with a thermos
Blue angels do it in tight formation
Boardheads do it with stiff masts
Bobbitt used to do it
Bodybuilders do it with muscle
Bookkeepers do it for the record
Bookkeepers do it with double entry
Boozers do it bottoms up
Bowlers do it in the alley
Bowlers do it with three fingers
Boxers do it with fists
Boxers do it with their gloves on
Boy scouts do it in the woods
Boy scouts do it in troops
Boy scouts do it with brownies
Boy scouts do it with sticks
Branch davidians do it with fire
Bridge players do it with finesse
Building inspectors do it under the table
Bungee jumpers do it with long cords at extreme hights.
Burglars do it without protection
Bus drivers do it in transit
Businessmen do it to you the best they can.
But my little voice told me to do it!
C programmers do it with pointers
C++ programmers do it with ``oop, there it is!''
C++ programmers do it with class
C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects
C++ programmers do it with their friends, in private
Cadavers do it six feet under
Cadavers do it stiffly
Cadavers do it under wraps
Cadavers do it with their eyes closed
Calculus majors do it in increments
Calculus students do it by parts
Californians do it laid back
Camels do it with props (sopworth camel was aeroplane with a propeller)
Campers do it in a tent
Canadians do it bilingually
Canadians do it in english and french
Car customisers do it with a hot rod
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly
Cardiologists do it lightheartedly
Cardiologists do it wholeheartedly
Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove
Carpet fitters do it on their knees
Carpet layers do it on the floor
Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes
Catastrophe theorists do it falling off part of a sheet.
Catholics do it a lot
Cavaliers do it mounted
Cavers do it deeper !
Cavers do it in the mud
Cavers do it underground
Cbers do it on the air
Ceos do it at conventions
Ceos do it in conference rooms
Ceos do it to the rest of the company
Chaoticians do it with sensitive dependence
Cheerleaders do it between periods
Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm
Cheerleaders do it with pom-poms
Chefs do it for dessert
Chefs do it in the kitchen
Chefs do it with spice
Chemical engineers do it in packed and fluizided beds.
Chemical engineers do it in packed beds
Chemical engineers do it under a fume hood
Chemists do it in an excited state
Chemists do it in test tubes
Chemists do it in the fume hood
Chemists do it organically
Chemists do it periodically on table
Chemists do it reactively
Chemists do it with pipettes
Chess players do it in their minds
Chess players do it pushing wood
Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates
Chiefs do it with tradition
Chiropractors do it by manipulation
Chiropractors do it, but they x-ray it first
Choir boys do it unaccompanied
Christians do it with amazing grac
Christians do it with grace
Chromatographers do it with packed columns
City planners do it with their eyes shut
City street repairmen do it with three supervisors watching
Civil engineers do it by reinforcing it
Civil engineers do it in the dirt
Civil engineers do it in the soil
Civil engineers do it with an erection
Civil engineers do it with their bridges (britches) up
Civil engineers don't just do it, they give a dam
Clarinets do it by sucking and blowing
Clarinets squeak when they do it
Class field theorists do it by capitulation.
Classical geometers do it on the euler line.
Classical geometers do it on the nine-point circle.
Clerics do it with their gods
Climbers do it in harnesses
Climbers do it on a high
Climbers do it on rope
Climbers do it up thin cracks
Climbers do it with dangling nuts
Climbers do it with their friends
Climbers do it with their hands
Clock makers do it mechanically
Clowns do it for laughs
Cluster analysts do it in groups
Cobol hackers do it by committee
Cobol programmers do it very slow
Cobol programmers do it with bugs
Cobol programmers do it with reams (of papaer)
Coin collectors do it in all denominations
Collectors do it in sets
Combinatorialists do it discretely.
Comedians do it for laughs
Commando's do it for the insertion
Commodities traders do it in the pits
Communications engineers do it 'til it hertz
Communicators do it long distance
Communists do it without class
Commutative algebraists do it regularly.
Complex analysts do it between the sheets
Complex analysts do it under a universal cover.
Complexity freaks do it with minimum space
Composers do it by numbers
Composers do it with a quill and a staff
Composers do it with entire orchestras
Computer engineers do it with minimum delay
Computer hackers do it all night long.
Computer operators do it upon mount requests
Computer programmers do it bit by bit
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers do it interactively
Computer programmers do it logically
Computer science students do it with hard drives
Computer scientists do it bit by bit
Computer scientists do it on command
Computers do it from memory!
Computers do it in ascii, except ibm's which use ebcdic
Conductors do it rhythmically
Conductors do it with 12 to 16-inch sticks
Conductors do it with the orchestras
Confectioners do it sweetly
Congregationalists do it in groups
Congressmen do it in the house
Conservatives do it right
Construction workers do it higher
Constructivists do it without excluding the middle.
Consultants tell others how to do it
Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat
Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt
Copier repairmen do it with duplicity
Cops do it arrestingly
Cops do it at gun-point
Cops do it by the book
Cops do it with cuffs
Cops do it with electric rods
Cops do it with nightsticks
Corollary: if it feels good, don't do it.
Cosmologists do it with a bang
Cows do it in leather
Cross country runners do it in open fields
Cross-word players do it crossly
Cryogenic physicists do it on the cold.
Cryogenic physicists do it on the ice.
Cryogenic physicists do it with a cold.
Cryptographers do it secretly
Cs111 students do it in binary
Cs111 students do it with interspersed comments
Cs111 students do it with orgs
Cub scouts do it in packs
Cubans do it with cigars
Cuckoos do it by proxy
Curcuit designers do it with silicon
Curcuit designes do it with wires
Cynics do it critically
Dan quayle would do it, if he could find anybody to do it with.
Dancers do it in leaps and bounds
Dancers do it on the floor
Dancers do it to music
Dancers do it with grace
Dancers do it with pumps
Dancers do it with their high heels on
Dark horses do it come-from-behind
Data processors do it in batches
Database administrators do it with their relations
Db people do it with persistence
Deadbeats do it without paying for it
Deadheads do it with jerry
Debators do it in their briefs
Decision theorists do it optimally.
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance
Democratic presidential candidates do it and make you pay for it later
Democratic presidential candidates do it underwater
Democratic presidential candidates do it until they can't remember
Democrats do it to rich people
Demolitions experts do it till they explode
Demonstraters do it on the street
Dental hygenists do it till it hurts
Dentists do it in your mouth
Dentists do it orally
Dentists do it prophylactically
Dentists do it with drills and on chairs
Dentists do it with filling
Deprogrammers do it wid de computers
Deprogrammers do it with sects
Detectives do it under cover
Differential analysts do it in a degenerate case.
Digital hackers do it off and on
Dispatchers do it with frequency
Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole
Ditch diggers do it in the dirt
Divers do it deeper
Divers do it for a score
Divers do it in rubber suits
Divers do it in three positions
Divers do it underwater
Divers do it with a buddy
Divers do it with a twist
Djs do it on request
Djs do it on the air
Doctors do it in the or
Doctors do it on call
Doctors do it with injection
Doctors do it with patience
Doctors do it with pills
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning
Don't do it with a banker; most of them are tellers
Doners do it for life
Dos programmers can do it in a box (os/2 1.3)
Dos users do it with cryptic, old-fashioned commands
Drama students do it for applause
Drama students do it with an audience
Dreamers do it perfectly
Drivers do it with their cars
Druids do it in the bushes
Druids do it naturally
Druids do it with animals
Drummers do it in 4/4 time
Drummers do it longer
Drummers do it louder
Drummers do it with a better beat
Drummers do it with both hands and feet
Drummers do it with great rhythm
Drummers do it with rhythm
Drummers do it with their wrists
Drunks do it all over their shoes.
Drycleaners do it in an hour
Dungeon masters do it any way they feel like
Dungeon masters do it anywhere they damn well please
Dungeon masters do it behind a screen
Dungeon masters do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics
Dungeon masters do it to you real good
Dungeon masters do it whether you like it or not
Dungeon masters do it with dice
Dyslexic nurses do it with hypodemic noodles
Dyslexic particle physicists do it with hadrons
Economists do it at bliss point
Economists do it cyclically
Economists do it in an edgeworth box
Economists do it marginally
Economists do it on demand
Economists do it risk-free (in reference to the risk-free interest rate)
Economists do it with a dual
Economists do it with an atomistic competitor
Economists do it with crystal balls
Economists do it with interest
Editors do it with style.
Egotists do it better than anyone else
Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it
Electrical engineers do it on an impulse
Electrical engineers do it with faster rise time
Electrical engineers do it with large capacities
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance
Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance
Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency
Electrical engineers do it with super position
Electrical engineers do it without shorts
Electricians do it in their shorts
Electricians do it just to plug it in
Electricians do it until it hertz
Electricians do it with 'no shorts'
Electricians do it with spark
Electricians do it without shorts
Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times.
Electronics technicians do it in a solid-state
Elephants do it for peanuts
Elevator men do it up and down
Elitists only do it with the best
Elves do it in fairy rings
Emailers do it between headers
Embalmers do it with unnatural fluids
Employers do it to employees
Emt's do it in ambulances
Engineers can barely do it within tolerance
Engineers do it any way they can
Engineers do it at calculated angles
Engineers do it in mudd
Engineers do it in practice
Engineers do it in simple harmonic motion
Engineers do it precisely
Engineers do it roughly
Engineers do it to a first order approximation
Engineers do it until they exceed tolerances
Engineers do it with a right-handed coordinate system
Engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency
Engineers do it with precision
English majors do it literally
English majors do it with an accent
English majors do it with books
English majors do it with style
Entomologists do it with insects
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
Entymologists do it with bugs
Environmentalist do it until it is green
Equestrians do it in leather
Escapees do it on the lam
Evangalists do it with him watching
Executives do it in briefs
Executives do it in three piece suits
Existentialists do it alone
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
Falsettos do it two octaves higher
Fantasy roleplayers do it all night
Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group
Farmers do it all over the countryside
Farmers do it in the dirt
Farmers do it on a corn field
Federal express couriers will absolutely, positively do it overnight
Federal express employees do it overnight
Fencers do it in a full lunge
Fencers do it in the fleche
Fencers do it with a thrust
Fencers do it with three feet of sword
Fetuses do it in-vitro
Fighter pilots do it at incredable speeds
Finance professors don't do it at all; apparently
Firemen do it wearing rubber
Firemen do it with a big hose
Firemen do it with a lot of heat
Fishermen do it for reel
Flagpole sitters do it in the air
Flautists do it sideways.
Fluid dynamicists do it in jets.
Fluid dynamicists do it in the bath.
Fluid dynamicists do it in vortices.
Flyers do it in the air
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling
Fm disc jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity
Food scientists do it in modified atmospheres
Food scientists do it on the lab bench
Food scientists do it qualitatively
Food scientists do it scientifically
Food scientists do it with food
Food scientists do it with modified starches
Football players do it in pads
Football players do it offensively/defensively
Foresters do it in trees
Forgers do it hot
Forth programmers do it from behind
Fortran programmers do it with double precision
Fortran programmers do it with soap
Fortune tellers do it with crystal balls
Four-wheelers do it with better grip
Fraternity men do it with their little sisters
Fruit farmers can do it with melons
Functional analysts do it with compact support.
Functional analysts do it with degenerate colonels.
Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it
Galois theorists do it in a field.
Gamblers do it on a hunch
Gamblers do it with a kidde (kitty)
Game theorists do it by dominance or saddle points.
Game wardens do it with animal instinct
Gamers do it by the rules
Gardeners do it by trimming your bush
Gardeners do it in bed
Gardeners do it on the bushes
Gardeners do it twice a year and then mulch it
Gays do it better in the end
Genetists do it with sick genes
Geographers do it continentally
Geographers do it everywhere
Geographers do it globally
Geographers do it globally.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards
Geologists do it for ages.
Geologists do it in folded beds
Geologists do it in folded beds.
Geologists do it in the dirt
Geologists do it on the rocks.
Geologists do it stratigraphically.
Geologists do it to get their rocks off
Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
Geologists do it with rocks
Geomancers do it with numbers
Geometers do it constructively
Geometers do it with involutions.
Geophysicists do it till it hertz..
Geophysicists do it with higher frequency.
Girl scouts do it with cookies
Gnomes are too short to do it
Gnomes do it with fishing rods (etc... )
Gnomes do it with mushrooms
Gnu programmers do it for free and they don't give a damn about look and feel
Golfers do it as a matter of course
Golfers do it in 18 holes
Golfers do it with clubs
Golfers sometimes lose their balls when they do it
Graduates do it by degrees.
Grammarians do it in conjunction
Grammarians do it with a dangling participle
Grammarians do it with clause
Grammarians do it with interjection
Grammarians do it with punctuation
Graph theorists do it discretely.
Graph theorists do it in four colours.
Grave diggers do it as a matter of corpse (pardon the pun)
Grave diggers do it with shovels
Gravediggers die to do it
Greeks do it with their brothers and sisters
Greyhound drivers do it with fewer stops
Group theorists do it simply.
Group theorists do it with the monster.
Guitar players (left handed) do it strung upside down
Guitar players do it with a g-string
Gymnasts do it with grace
Hackers do it a little bit
Hackers do it absolutely
Hackers do it all night
Hackers do it at link time
Hackers do it attached
Hackers do it automatically
Hackers do it bottom up
Hackers do it bug-free
Hackers do it by the numbers
Hackers do it concurrently
Hackers do it conditionally
Hackers do it detached
Hackers do it digitally
Hackers do it discretely
Hackers do it during downtime
Hackers do it during pm
Hackers do it efficiently
Hackers do it faster
Hackers do it forever even when they're not supposed to
Hackers do it globally
Hackers do it graphically
Hackers do it immediately
Hackers do it in a hrri
Hackers do it in batches
Hackers do it in dumps
Hackers do it in less space
Hackers do it in libraries
Hackers do it in loops
Hackers do it in o(n log n)
Hackers do it in parallel
Hackers do it in sextran
Hackers do it in stacks
Hackers do it in the microcode
Hackers do it in the software
Hackers do it in trees
Hackers do it in two states
Hackers do it indirectly
Hackers do it interactively
Hackers do it iteratively
Hackers do it loaded
Hackers do it locally
Hackers do it randomly
Hackers do it recursively
Hackers do it reentrantly
Hackers do it relocatably
Hackers do it sequentially
Hackers do it synchronously
Hackers do it top down
Hackers do it with all sorts of characters
Hackers do it with bugs
Hackers do it with computers
Hackers do it with ddt
Hackers do it with demons
Hackers do it with editors
Hackers do it with fewer instructions
Hackers do it with high priority
Hackers do it with insertion sorts
Hackers do it with interrupts
Hackers do it with key strokes
Hackers do it with open windows
Hackers do it with phantoms
Hackers do it with quick sorts
Hackers do it with recursive descent
Hackers do it with side effects
Hackers do it with simultaneous access
Hackers do it with slaves
Hackers do it with their fingers
Hackers do it with words
Hackers do it without a net
Hackers do it without arguments
Hackers do it without detaching
Hackers do it without proof of termination
Hackers do it without protection
Hackers do it without you even knowing it
Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time
Hairdressers do it with curling irons
Ham operators do it with a meat slicer (butchers)
Ham operators do it with frequency
Ham radio operators do it till their gigahertz
Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency
Ham radio operators do it with more frequency
Hams do it with frequency, till their gigahertz.
Handymen do it with their tools
Handymen do it with whatever is available
Hang-gliders do it in the air
Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds
Hardware hackers do it closely coupled
Hardware hackers do it electrically
Hardware hackers do it intermittently
Hardware hackers do it noisily
Hardware hackers do it on a bus
Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range
Hardware hackers do it with ac and dc
Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers
Hardware hackers do it with charge
Hardware hackers do it with connections
Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic
Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs
Hardware hackers do it with male connectors
Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings
Hardware hackers do it with power
Hardware hackers do it with resistance
Hardware hackers do it with transceivers
Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors
Harpists do it by pulling strings
Hawaiians do it volcanicly
Hedgehogs do it cautiously
Hedghogs do it with a 1000 pricks
Helicopter pilots do it while hovering
Helicopter pilots do it with autorotation
Here at borger king, we do it our way. your way is irrelevant.
Hermits do it alone
Hikers do it naturally
Hilbert spacers do it orthogonally.
Historians do it for prosperity
Historians do it over long periods of time
Historians do it with dates
Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous
Hockey players do it in 90 minutes
Hockey players do it on the ice
Hockey players do it with a snap-shot
Hockey players do it with long, curved sticks
Hockey players do it with their sticks
Hockey players do it; so what?
Homeopaths do it in potency
Horn players do it french style
Horseback riders do it in the stable
How're you going to do it? upgrade it!
Hunters do it in the bush
Hunters do it with a bang
Hunters do it with a big gun
Hurdlers do it every 10 meters
Hydrogeologists do it till they're all wet
Hypertrichologists do it with intensity
Hypnotists do it beguilingly
Hypnotists do it on the count of three
I/o hackers do it without interrupt
Ichthyologists do it with fish
Illusionists do it with smoke and mirrors
Inductors do it without physical contact
Infantrymen are ordered to do it
Infantrymen do it in the trench
Infectious disease researchers do it with breeding and culture
Interior decorators do it all over the house
International relations majors do it with diplomacy
Interpreters do it manually and orally
Introverts do it alone
Inventors find a way to do it
Investment analysts do it with security
Italians do it better
Iterators do it, do it, do it, do it...
Jamaican bobsledders do it poorly, but they make movies about it anyway
Janitors do it with a plunger
Jedi knights do it forcefully
Jet skiers do it with more thrust
Jockeys do it at the gate
Jockeys do it on the horse-back
Jockeys do it with their horses
Jockeys do it with whips and saddles
Joggers do it on the run
Journalists do it write
Judges do it in chambers
Judges do it with better rulings
Jugglers do it in a flash
Jugglers do it with more balls
Jugglers do it with their balls in the air
Jurors do it at her majesties pleasure (uk)
Kayakers do it rapidly, then roll over and do it again
Korfball players do it with the other sex
Landlords do it every month
Large cardinals do it inaccessibly.
Laser printers do it without making an impression
Lawyers do it in their briefs
Lawyers do it on a table
Lawyers do it on a trial basis
Lawyers do it to you
Lawyers do it with appeal
Lawyers do it with clause
Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs
Lawyers do it, which is a great pity
Lawyers would do it but for 'hung jury'
Left handers do it right
Librarians do it by the book
Librarians do it in multimedia
Librarians do it on the reference desk
Librarians do it on the shelfs / in stacks
Librarians do it online
Librarians do it quietly
Librarians do it with attribution
Librarians do it with pages (clerks)
Librarians do it with their computers
Lifeguards do it on the beach
Linear programmers do it with nearest neighbors.
Linemen do it with big cables
Linguists do it with their tongues
Lions do it with pride
Lisp hackers do it in lambda functions
Lisp hackers do it with rplacd
Lisp programmers do it by recursion
Lisp programmers do it without unexpected side effects
Loans officers do it with security
Logic programmers do it with unification/resolution
Logicians do it by choice.
Logicians do it consistently and completely
Logicians do it incompletely or inconsistently.
Logicians do it or they do not do it
Logicians do it with jensen's device.
Long jumpers do it with a running start
Long-distance runners do it on a predetermined route
Lots hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy
Louisianans do it differently
Mac programmers do it in windows
Mac users can only do it with menus
Mac users do it with mice
Mac users don't do it, they just point and click on the genital icon
Machine coders do it in bytes
Machine language programmers do it very fast
Machine language programmers do it with a monitor
Machinists do it with hardened tools
Machinists do it with screw drivers
Mages do it with their familiars
Magic users do it with flare
Magic users do it with their hands
Magicians do it with mirrors
Magicians do it with rabbits
Mailmen do it at the mail boxes
Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it
Managers do it by delegation
Managers have someone do it for them
Managers make others do it
Marathon runners do it for hours
Marching band members do it at camp
Marching band members do it in patterns
Marching band members do it on the field
Marching band members do it with a leader
Marines do it on land, sea or air
Marketing reps do it on comission
Married people do it with frozen access
Martyrs die trying to do it
Masons do it secretively
Masturbators do it singlehandedly
Match makers do it with singles
Match makers do it with sticks
Math majors do it by example
Math majors do it by induction.
Math majors do it with a pencil
Mathematician do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
Mathematicians do it as a finite sum of an infinite series
Mathematicians do it as continuous function
Mathematicians do it associatively
Mathematicians do it at the right angle.
Mathematicians do it by numbers.
Mathematicians do it by the numbers
Mathematicians do it commutatively
Mathematicians do it constantly
Mathematicians do it continuously
Mathematicians do it discretely
Mathematicians do it exponentially
Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more
Mathematicians do it functionally
Mathematicians do it homologically
Mathematicians do it in fields
Mathematicians do it in fields.
Mathematicians do it in groups
Mathematicians do it in imaginary domain
Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes
Mathematicians do it in n dimensions.
Mathematicians do it in numbers
Mathematicians do it in theory
Mathematicians do it on smooth contours
Mathematicians do it over and under the curves
Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular
Mathematicians do it partially
Mathematicians do it rationally
Mathematicians do it reciprocally
Mathematicians do it reflexively
Mathematicians do it symmetrically
Mathematicians do it to prove themselves
Mathematicians do it to their limits
Mathematicians do it totally
Mathematicians do it transcendentally
Mathematicians do it transitively
Mathematicians do it variably
Mathematicians do it with a minkowski sausage
Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts
Mathematicians do it with linear pairs
Mathematicians do it with logs
Mathematicians do it with nobel's wife
Mathematicians do it with odd functions
Mathematicians do it with prime roots
Mathematicians do it with relations
Mathematicians do it with rings
Mathematicians do it with their real parts
Mathematicians do it without limit
Mathmaticians do it ad infinitum.
Mbas do it to learn
Measure theorists do it almost everywhere.
Measure theorists do it almost nowhere.
Mechanical engineering majors do it in gear
Mechanical engineers do it automatically
Mechanical engineers do it with fluid dynamics
Mechanical engineers do it with stress and strain
Mechanics do it from underneath
Mechanics do it on their backs
Mechanics do it with oils
Mechanics do it with snap on tools
Mechanics do it with their tools
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it
Med techs do it 24 hours a day
Med techs do it on the bench
Med techs do it stat
Med techs do it whenever doctors tell them to
Med techs do it with machines
Medical researchers do it with a mice
Medical researchers make mice do it first
Medics do it in an orderly fashion
Medievalists do it with fake, fluffy weapons
Merchants do it to customers
Mermaids can't do it
Metallurgists do it in the street
Meteorologists do it at all levels
Meteorologists do it unpredictably
Meteorologists do it with forecasts
Methodists do it by numbers
Mice do it every day, but sometimes need their balls cleaned
Microbiologists do it with culture
Military truckers do it bigger, faster and further
Mimes do it without a sound
Mimes don't do it; everyone hates a mime
Miners do it deeper than divers
Ministers do it on sundays
Ministers do it vicariously
Missile engineers do it in stages
Models do it beautifully
Models do it in any position
Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on
Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters
Molecular biologists do it with hot probes
Monks do it by hand
Moonies do it within sects
Morticians do it gravely
Mothers do it with their children
Motor-cyclists do it in leather
Motorcyclists do it between cars
Motorcyclists do it in sidecars
Motorcyclists do it two-up
Motorcyclists do it while leaning
Motorcyclists do it with spread legs
Motoxers do it in the dirt
Mountain climbers do it on the rocks
Mountain climbers do it till they drop
Mountain climbers do it with ropes
Movie stars do it on film
Mudders do it over the internet
Multitaskers do it everywhere: concurrently
Music hackers do it at 3 am
Music hackers do it audibly
Music hackers do it in concert
Music hackers do it in scores
Music hackers do it with more movements
Music hackers do it with their organs
Music hackers want to do it in realtime
Music majors do it in a chord.
Musicians do it in the practice room
Musicians do it on a higher scale
Musicians do it rhythmically
Musicians do it with rhythm
Mvs programmers would do it, if racf would let them
Nasa skylab rule: don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Native amazonians do it with poison tips down along narrow tubes --- from an amazing distance
Native americans do it with reservations
Necrophiliacs do it cryptically
Necrophiliacs do it until they are dead tired
Nerds do it in rot13
Nerds do it with pocket protectors
Network engineers do it under desks
Network managers do it in many places at once
New users do it after reading the helpfile
New users do it after receiving advice
New yorkers do it in a jam
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door
Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing
Novices do it with instructions
Nuclear engineers do it hotter than anything else
Nukes do it with more power
Number theorists do it ``69''
Number theorists do it in the critical strip.
Number theorists do it perfectly.
Number theorists do it rationally.
Nuns do it out of habit
Nurses do it painless
Nurses do it with care
Nurses do it with intensive care
Nurses do it with tlc
Obsessive-compulsive people do it habitually
Oceanographers do it down under
Oceanographers do it on the sea.
Oceanographers do it on the waves.
Oceanographers do it with currents.
Oil refiners do it crudely
Old electricians never die, they just do it until it hz
Operators do it person-to-person
Opticians do it visually.
Opticians do it with their eyes.
Optimists do it without a doubt
Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye
Optometrists do it face-to-face
Organists do it with both hands and both feet
Organists pull out all the stops and do it with their feet
Orienteers do it in the woods
Orienteers would do it, if they knew where they were
Orthodontists do it with braces
Orthopedists do it till it breaks
Os people would do it if only they didn't 'deadlock'
Os/2 smp users can do it with multiple engines
Os/2 users can do it in parallel
Os/2 users can do it in two places at the same time
Osha inspectors do it safely
Osteopaths do it until you feel no pain
Pacific northwest hackers do it with n loggin' sorts
Pacifists do it non-violently
Pagans do it naturally
Pagans do it with mother earth
Painters do it out in the field with brightly coloured sticky substances
Painters do it with longer strokes
Paladins do it good or not at all
Paladins don't do it
Pantomimists do it silently
Paparazzi do it to the rich and famous
Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion
Particle physicists do it energetically
Particle physicists do it expensively.
Pascal programmers do it for an educational experience
Pascal users do it with runtime support
Pastors do it with spirit
Pathologists do it with corpses
Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain
Pediatricians do it with children
Pedophiles do it on their knees
Perfectionists do it better
Perverted hackers do it with pops
Pessimists can't do it
Pessimists do it with a sigh
Pharmacists do it otc, prn, sec. art
Pharmacists do it with a grinding motion
Pharmacists do it with drugs
Pharmacists do it with side effects
Pharmacologists do it by prescription
Pharmacologists do it via the oral route
Pharmacologists do it with affinity
Philosophers do it for pure reasons
Philosophers do it in their minds
Philosophers do it with their minds
Philosophers think they do it
Photographers do it at 68 degrees or not at all
Photographers do it fisheyed
Photographers do it in dark rooms.
Photographers do it in synch
Photographers do it in the dark
Photographers do it while exposing
Photographers do it with ``enlargers''
Photographers do it with a flash
Photographers do it with a zoom
Photographers do it with their subjects
Phototherapists do it with the lights on
Physical therapists do it until it hurts
Physicists do it a quantum at a time
Physicists do it at the speed of light
Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time
Physicists do it attractively
Physicists do it energetically
Physicists do it in 4 dimensions
Physicists do it in black holes
Physicists do it in waves
Physicists do it like einstein
Physicists do it magnetically
Physicists do it on accelerated frames
Physicists do it particularly
Physicists do it repulsively
Physicists do it strangely
Physicists do it up and down, with charming color, but strange!
Physicists do it with black bodies
Physicists do it with charm
Physicists do it with frequency until it hertz
Physicists do it with large expensive machinery
Physicists do it with rigid bodies
Physicists do it with rigid bodies and simple harmonic motion.
Physicists do it with string and sealing-wax.
Physicists do it with tensors
Physicists do it with the help of an absolute bohr
Physicists do it with the help of an absolute bohr (ouch!).
Physicists do it with their vectors
Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion
Physics majors do it at the speed of light
Pilots do it higher
Pilots do it in the cockpit
Pilots do it on the wing
Pilots do it to get high
Pilots do it with flare
Ping-pong players do it with paddles
Pipefitters do it snugly
Pirates do it with stumps
Plasma physicists do it with everything stripped off
Players do it in a team
Plumbers do it under the sink
Plumbers do it with plumber's friends
Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet
Poker players do it with a full house
Poker players do it with a royal flush
Poker players do it with their own hand
Poker players do it with two pair
Pole vaulters do it with long flexible instruments
Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-elected
Politicians do it to everyone
Politicians do it to make the headlines
Politicians do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards
Polymer chemists do it in chains
Pool cleaners do it wet
Popes do it in the woods
Porcupines do it... very, very carefully
Post office workers do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90
Presbyterians do it decently and in order
Prevaricators do it with tall tales
Printers do it with pins
Printers do it with ribons
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets
Prisoners do it with balls and chains
Probabilists do it on random walks.
Probabilists do it stochastically.
Probate lawyers do it willingly
Procrastinators do it later
Procrastinators will do it tomorrow
Proctologists do it in the end
Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
Professors do it by the book
Professors do it by the book.
Professors do it from a grant
Professors do it with class
Professors do it with class.
Professors don't do it.
Professors don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students
Professors forget to do it
Professors forget to do it.
Programmers do it all night
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Programmers do it bottom-up
Programmers do it by pushing and popping
Programmers do it in higher levels
Programmers do it in loops
Programmers do it in microseconds
Programmers do it in software
Programmers do it on command
Programmers do it top down
Programmers do it with bugs
Programmers do it with disks
Programmers do it with floppies and software.
Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged
Project managers do it on schedule
Prolog programmers do it arse about face (logic in prolog is back to front)
Prostitutes do it at illegal addresses
Prostitutes do it for profit
Protestants do it unwillingly
Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session
Psychiatrists do it on the couch
Psychologists do it with rats
Psychologists only do it if they feel good about it
Psychologists think they do it
Public speakers do it on a soap box
Public speakers do it orally
Pure mathematicians do it rigorously
Pyrotechnicians do it with flare
Pyrotechnicians experts do it with a blinding flash
Quakers do it as the spirit moves them
Quakers do it quietly
Quantum mechanics do it in leaps
Quantum physicist do it on time
Quantum theorists are uncertain whether they do it or not --- but statistically it is possible
Quantum theorists do it in tiny tiny pieces.
Quantum theorists do it uncertainly.
Racers do it with their horses
Racquetball players do it off the wall
Radar engineers do it till their ghz (giga-hertz)
Radio amateurs do it with more frequency
Radio amateurs do it with two meters
Radio engineers do it till it megahertz
Radio engineers do it with frequency
Radiocasters do it in the air
Radiologists do it with high frequency
Rafters do it rapidly
Rafters do it with long, hard strokes
Railroaders do it on track
Rally drivers do it sideways
Rangers do it in the woods
Raquetball players do it with blue balls
Ray tracers do it on any available platform
Real analysts do it almost everywhere
Real analysts do it uniformly.
Receptionists do it all day at their desks
Receptionists do it for anyone
Receptionists do it on the phone
Receptionists do it with men and women
Receptionists do it with the general public
Recursive programmers do it over and over and over...
Recyclers do it again and again and again
Repellers do it with ropes
Reporters do it daily
Reporters do it for a story
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes
Reporters do it infront of a camera
Reproductive physiologists do it for a living.
Republicans do it to poor people
Research professors do it only if they get grants
Research professors do it only if they get grants.
Researchers do it with control
Researchers do it with control.
Revenue canada employees do it to everyone
Ring theorists do it non-commutatively.
Risc assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second
Robots do it mechanically
Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust
Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust.
Rocket scientists do it with thrust
Ronald reagan forgot how to do it
Roofers do it on top
Roosters do it coquettishly
Rowers do it with a fast drive
Rowers do it with a long stroke
Royal guards do it in uniforms
Rubbish collectors do it by emptying their sacks
Rugby players do it with leather balls
Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls
Rugby players do it with their hookers
Runners do it with vigor
Sail hackers do it with [control]
Sailors do it ad nauseam
Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas
Sax players do it in groups
Scientists do it experimentally
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scientists do it with plenty of research
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
Scotsmen do it with amazing grace
Scotsmen do it with the sporans
Scotsmen just do it
Scuba divers do it deeper
Scuba divers do it with a buddy
Sculptors do it with clay
Second fiddles do it vilely
Secretaries do it for their bosses
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5
Seismologists do it when the earth shakes
Semanticists do it with meaning
Senators do it on the floor
Sergeants do it privately
Set theorists do it in a morass.
Set theorists do it with cardinals
Set therists do it in groups
Shakespearean scholars do it, or don't do it, that is the question
Sheep do it when led astray
Sheep do it with kiwis (nz has a reputation for that sort of thing)
Shippers do it overnight
Signallers do it with frequency til it hertz
Simulation hackers do it with models
Simulators do it continously and discretely
Singers do it with microphones
Skaters do it on ice
Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions
Skeletons do it with a bone
Skiers do it spread eagled
Skiers do it with poles
Skunks do it instinctively
Skydivers do it at great heights
Skydivers do it in the air
Skydivers do it sequentially
Skydivers do it spread-eagle
Skydivers never do it without a chute
Slaves do it for the maters
Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching
Smalltalk programmers do it graphically
Smile if you are jesus computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Snakes do it in the grass
Snipers do it with a single shot
Snobs do it better than you
So much work to do, so few adults to do it. -- paul pomes
So much work to do, so few adults to do it. paul pomes
Soap manufacturers do it with lava
Soap manufacturers do it with safeguard
Soap manufacturers do it with zest
Soccer players do it for 90 minutes'' -the length of a soccer game
Soccer players do it for kicks
Soccer players do it in 90 minutes
Sociologists do it with class
Sociologists do it with standard deviations
Sociology majors do it with a conscience
Software designers do it over and over until they get it right
Software designers do it with system
Software testers do it over and over again
Solar astronomers can't do it where the sun don't shine
Solar astronomers do it all day
Solar astronomers do it with flare
Soldiers do it in a uniform fashion
Soldiers do it in an orderly fashion
Soldiers do it on command
Soldiers do it standing erect
Soldiers do it with a machine gun
Some printers do it quietly
Some printers do it with lazers
Sonarmen do it aurally
Sopranos do it in unison
Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks
Sparrows do it for a lark
Speakers do it with pointers
Speaking clocks do it on the third stroke
Spectroscopists do it until it hertz
Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity
Speech pathologists do it orally
Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands
Spelunkers (potholers) do it in narrow dark places while wearing heavy rubber protective devices.
Spelunkers do it in narrow dark places
Spelunkers do it in the hole
Spelunkers do it underground
Spelunkers do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices
Spies do it under cover
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds
Sql programmers do it with relatives (relational dabasess)
Stage hands do it behind the scenes
Stage hands do it for every scene
Stage hands do it in the dark
Stage hands do it on cue
Stage hands do it on the fly
Stamp collectors do it in sets
Stand-up comics do it standing up
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely
Statisticians do it when it counts
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence
Statisticians do it with large numbers
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected
Statisticians do it with significance.
Statisticians do it with standard deviations
Statisticians do it with two-tail t tests
Statisticians do it; after all, it's only normal
Statisticians probably do it
Stewardesses do it in the air
Stragglers do it in the rear
Students do it as exercises
Students do it on a guaranteed loan
Students do it with their students
Submariners do it deeper
Supercomputer users do it in parallel
Surfers do it in the tube.
Surfers do it in waves
Surfers do it standing up
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends
Surgeons do it incisively
Surgeons general do it with their hand grippers
Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel
Swimmers do it in the water
Swimmers do it under water
Swimmers do it with a breast stroke
Swimmers do it with better strokes
Sysops do it with their computers
System managers do it with pencils
Tankers do it but leave tracks
Tankers do it with armour
Tankers do it with protection
Tap dancers do it with their feet
Taxi drivers do it all over town
Teachers do it 50 times after class
Teachers do it every period
Teachers do it infront of everyone
Teachers do it repeatedly
Teachers do it smartly
Teachers do it until you do it right!
Teachers do it with class
Teachers do it with instruction
Teachers make you do it till you get it right
Techies do it in the blackout (with power tools)
Technicians do it with frequency
Technicians do it with greater frequency
Technicians do it with high voltage probes
Technicians do it with mechanical assistance
Teddy bears do it at picknicks
Teddy bears do it with small children
Teenage mutant ninja turtles do it in the sewer
Teenage mutant ninja turtles do it with pizza
Telemarketers do it over, and over, and over...
Tennis players (or jugglers) do it with colored balls
Tennis players do it in sets
Tennis players do it in their shorts
Tennis players do it with balls
Tennis players do it with love! (refers to the scoring system love-15-30-40)
Test makers do it sometimes/always/never
Testators do it willingly
Testers do it over and over
Texans do it with oil
The blind do it with feeling
The computer made me do it.
The deaf do it with a sign
Theater majors do it with an audience
Theater techies do it in the dark, on cue
Theoreticians do it conceptually
Theoreticians do it with a proof
Thieves do it in leather
Thieves do it when you're not looking
Thieves do it with tools
Topologists do it in multiply connected domains
Topologists do it on rubber sheets.
Topos theorists do it pointlessly.
Trainees do it as practice
Trampoline acrobats do it in the air
Trampoline acrobats do it over a net
Trampoline acrobats do it swinging from bars
Trampoline acrobats do it under the big top
Transsexuals do it right eventually
Transvestites do it dressed
Tree men do it in more crotches than anyone else
Tribiological engineers do it by using lubricants
Trombone players do it faster
Trombone players do it in 7 positions
Trombone players do it with slide action finger control
Trombone players do it with slide oil
Trombone players do it with their ``f'' attachment
Trombonists do it with slide action finger control.
Truck drivers do it on the road
Trumpet players can't do it!
Trumpet players do it with tighter lips
Tuba players do it deeper
Tuba players do it with big horns
Tuba players usually do it on one and three
Tv repairmen do it in sync
Tv repairmen do it with a vertical hold
Tv repairmen do it with their tubes
Two meter operators do it with very high frequency
Typesetters do it between periods
Typists do it in triplicate
Typographers do it to the letter
Typographers do it with tight kerning
Ultimate players do it horizontally
Undertakers do it with corpses
Union employees do it with a quick strike
Union workers do it with solidarity
Unix don't do it
Unix programmers do it in the background
Unix programmers do it with (c)-shells
Unix programmers do it with (k)orn
Unix programmers do it with forks
Unix programmers just do it cryptically
Ups employees do it overnight
Urologists do it in a bottle
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives
Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once
Ushers do it in the dark
Usurers do it with high interests
Vacationers do it in a leisure way
Vacuum physicists do it in voids.
Vagrants do it everywhere
Vanguard do it ahead of everyone else
Vegetarians don't do it with meat
Veterinarians do it with animals
Veterinarians do it with sick animals
Vicars do it in church
Vicars do it with amazing grace
Vice principals do it with discipline
Viewers do it with eyes
Vilifiers say others don't do it well
Villagers do it provincially
Violinists do it gently
Violinists do it with bows and strings
Violoncellists do it low
Virgins do it only once in their whole lifetime
Virgins don't do it yet
Vm programmers do it virtually all the time
Vm programmers do it virtualy all the time
Vm systems programmers do it three levels deep
Vm systems programmers do it with emulated devices
Vm users do it virtually all the time. -- volker~herminghaus-shirai
Volunteers do it in their spare time
Volunteers do it willingly
Voters will decide who can do it
Voyagers do it in between the sea and the sky
Vulcans do it logically
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Waitresses do it with chopsticks
Water skiers do it with cuts
Weathermen do it with crystal balls
Weathermen do it with storm
Welders do it with hot rods
Welfare recipients do it while everyone else pays for it
Well diggers do it in a hole
Windows users do it with mice
Windoze nt programmers still can't do it
Windsurfers do it standing up
Wizzo's do it with jamming
Wrestlers do it on mats
Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs
X programmers do it with clients and servers
X-ray astronomers do it with with high energy
Zen buddhists do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it
Zippermakers do it on the fly
Zoologists do it with animals

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